JOKES IN ENGLISH - Lawyer Jokes
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
Q: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
A: His lips begin to move.
Q: You are in a room with Mussolini, Hitler, and the lawyer of your choice. You have a gun, but only two bullets. Which do you shoot?
A: The lawyer, twice.
