In Eternity, there is a fence between heaven and hell. One day, the devil carelessly backup up his truck and smashed a hugh hole through the fence. An excited St. Peter rushed over and demanded that the devil repair it immediately. The devil uttered an obscenity and
sneered, "So, sue me!" St. Peter, taken aback, excitedly shouted, "OK, I will!" The devil howled with laughter. "What's so funny?"" St. Peter demanded. "Where are you going to find your lawyer?" the devil yelled.