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An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car in an intersection. Smith sued the driver of the car, and the driver's attorney was cross-examining him, trying to impeach his testimony: Lawyer: "Mr. Smith, you have told us about all these grievous injuries you suffered in this alleged accident. Isn't it true, though, that you told the investigating officer at the scene of the incident that you were not injured at all?" Smith: "Please let me explain. When the officer arrived on the scene, the first thing he did was walk up to my horse. He said 'Looks like this one has a broken leg,' and then he took out his service revolver and shot the horse. Then he came up to me and asked me how I was doing. Of course I immediately yelled, 'I'm fine!'"