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This is the end of your windows session.. Play another game (Y/N) Program too SMALL to fit into memory
This message is shareware. Please send $5 to register!
Windows, doors, gates...?
Sorry, I'am afraid that I forget your favourite FAT!
Screensaver says: DON'T TOUCH THE KEYBOARD!
Another screensaver title: Press any key to format all of your existing drives!
User error. This function requires more than 32 points of IQ.
Random error #4. I am sorry! I've just overwritten then partition table with zeros. Keep on smiling. Thank you. /The System/
Cannot compute. The 387 living it's sexual life. Please do not disturb!