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Win98 Error Codes:

Winerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Encountered
Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)
Winerr 004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error
Winerr 006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash
Winerr 008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another CopyWinerr 009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors
Winerr 00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time
Winerr 00D - User Error; Lemming Not Found
Winerr 013 - Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down
Winerr 015 - Error Message Deleted
Winerr 016 - Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence
Winerr 017 - Multitasking Attempted; System Confused
Winerr 018 - Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations
Winerr 01E - Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here
Winerr 01F - Error In Progress; Please Wait....
Winerr 020 - Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember
Winerr 022 - Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reload Everything
Winerr 01C - Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.